Small squishy Anglo-European, fond of beverages. Highly unreliable; permanently late.

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

devildoll:

aspecialplaceinhale:

goldicrocs:

tumblr mobile

Im on mobile so I don’t know if the pic is actually of something, or if it’s legit just a stupid gray box

and the circle is complete

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dougaitken:

ms-dos5:

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the struggle was real. 

that last one is ugly

I’m having serious flashbacks

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gingerhaze:

ryannorth:

Guys I have made the only body-based cartography shirt you will ever need

omg 

gingerhaze:

ryannorth:

Guys I have made the only body-based cartography shirt you will ever need

omg 

(via keptein)

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batmansymbol:

batmansymbol:

if it’s late enough and you’re lonely enough, the carly rae jepsen lyric “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” starts seeming increasingly deep and emotionally complex

3:02 AM and this fucking lyric looks like fucking nietzsche

stare into the abyss and the abyss will call you maybe

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(via abouteleventhings)

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ahmdrajabi:

A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.

ahmdrajabi:

A Jewish woman and a Palestinian woman protesting together in 1973, 1992, and 2001.

(via nailure)

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bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

bonsaibones:

I’m in love with this gif. Everything about it. The rain drizzling. The candle flickering. The colors. I love it.

(via abouteleventhings)

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blue-haired-fallen-angel:

thestraggletag:

alluringalliteration:

 #perfect beautiful carlos

Carlos might very well be a genuine Mayan virgin, for all we know.I believe in you, Carlos!

the way cecil talks there’s no way carlos is a virgin.

perfect carlos and his perfect hand-rolled tacos

roachpatrol:

blue-haired-fallen-angel:

thestraggletag:

alluringalliteration:

 

Carlos might very well be a genuine Mayan virgin, for all we know.

I believe in you, Carlos!

the way cecil talks there’s no way carlos is a virgin.

perfect carlos and his perfect hand-rolled tacos

(via doctordischordia)

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lunarobverse:

A brilliant metaphor

As a cyclist and a woman this makes me feel very tired.

(via womenaresociety)

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adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

adventuretimewithlewis:

The gays are angry

(via gnimaerd)

Source: blazepress

"While evolutionary psychology suggests that women pass on casual sex due to an inherent lack of sexual desire, Conley says there’s an entirely different reason. She posits that women say “thanks, but no thanks” for fear of being judged. She also says that women have serious reservations about whether a one-night stand would be enjoyable with a new partner. She tries to explain to men, “The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward.” Also, “A lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.” Preach."

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Women Want Sex & That’s What’s Up - Vanessa Golembewski (via honeyedheroine)

I was reading about this a few days ago and wasn’t sure where to start. Like, women turn down casual sex with a total stranger and the immediate conclusion is that they just aren’t interested in sex, period??? Really??? I mean, there’s the idea of being judged for having sex with a total stranger, there’s the fact that it might not be very good, and there’s, I don’t know, the fact that this stranger could plan to leave you for dead in a ditch. Nah, it must be because women just don’t want to have sex. Yeah, that’s it. That’s the ticket.

(via anatsuno)

I read this article about how women orgasm less during casual hookups, and there was a quote from a guy who admitted he ‘tried less hard’ to make sure women enjoyed sex with him when he didn’t have feelings for them. Too much work, otherwise..

Which seems innocuous on the surface, I guess, but when you think about it… this guy (and presumably others) gets the same enjoyment out of sex either way, gets to expect to get off and get what he wants with every hookup, but he doesn’t think women inherently deserve satisfaction from those same encounters.

What do they think is in it for us? Like, what is essentially broken in straight dudes’ brains that they think their own pleasure is some great gift and ours is just a bonus that happens if they decide we’re worth the effort??

(via scottiemcchottie)

One night stands are usually… not much fun. Like - physically, there’s not much going on. for me. Orgasms are not a thing that really happen - not even close. Which is why I don’t really do them. Because there’s really nothing in it for me - there’s physical risk, reputation risk, difficult logistics (getting home from some strangers house) - and usually not a great deal of sexy fun time to weigh it out. :/

(via doctordischordia)

Source: honeyedheroine

"I think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blowjobs than they do about masturbation. It makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."

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boneycircus:

juspeczyks:

Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead

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pixalry:

Games, Movies, and Anime: A Poster Collection by David Goh

You can find all of David’s posters for sale at his RedBubble Shop. You can also find him on Tumblr and Facebook.

(via fannishminded)

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