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partypetunia:

it’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager

(via coulsonisbetterthanyou)

(via trevorslatteries)

cannibalcoalition:

You know what?

I don’t care if being a lesbian isn’t natural.

Its 2013. Oreos don’t have a single natural ingredient in them that isn’t distilled out of recognition. People get their vegetables from cans. They have made cruelty-free, lab-grown BACON. People fly around in big, metal machines.

I. AM. TALKING. TO SOMEONE. ACROSS THE WORLD. IN A MATTER OF SECONDS.

Not natural. Is not bad.

Your rhetoric is no longer a valid excuse for hate.

(via coulsonisbetterthanyou)

…Omnom.

‘Leftovers’ dinner: we’re doing ot wrong.

The bf is still making me latte art. <3 (at Lanark)

The cause of drunken canneloni. I’m aware I’m liveinstagramming. I so.t know if this isa thing. I don’t care.

DRUNKEN CANNELONI PART THE SECOND seriously margaritas are lethal what even they are just liqueur and lime juice and the glasses we have are sp huge homg.

DRUBKEN CANNELONNI PART THE FIRST

Boyfriends bento. :)

I got an early birthday present! A glass infusing teapot with a stand and candle to keep the tea hot. !!!!!!!!!

Finished cake decorated with gold starbursts. <3

Holy shit chocolate cake. 0_0 #nofilter

My new hobby: tormenting Starbucks staff. :D

The boyfriend and I should not be left alone with credit cards… +_+ (at chez lothian street)